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You sigh as you stared into the a ugly pile of Grunkle Stan cooking. It was gushed in green goo with a bone sticking out. Along with strange weeds topped on with bug circling it. All fitted into a neat circle on a fresh white plate. You look at Mabel and Dipper faces which looked like they have been traumatized for life. Which of course you wouldn't blame them. Luckily you had hero Soos who was on stand by. The three of you just sat staring at the food for a long while. Then Mabel broke stillness by grabbing the plate. And dropping all into Waddles big wet mouth. Surprisingly his whole face turned into 100 shades of green as he ran from the table and into Grunkle Stan's room. 
 
"Wait!" Mabel yelled in horror of she had a very good idea of Waddles doing. A sudden yelp of a pig throwing up made all three of us say Eww. Mabel ran quickly into the room only to find her yelling. Dipper laughed grabbed the food as dumped it into the trash can. You on the other hand was picking up the clean shiny spoon next the the plate. " What are you crazy? Didn't you see what happened to Waddles? " Dipper gulped as he stare at your hand. Of course you had, it happen in right in front of your eyes. Not that you wanted any of such thing to happen to you. But you you would feel a great guilt and it would never leave you. 
"I-I can't just leave it there in the trash." You muttered sadly as you put you hand on you cheek. You of course not that kind of person to just waste things. Your mother would kill you if she had heard of such as thing. You dipped the spoon into the dirty pile of green goo. 
 
" We'll find don't come to me crying that you puked. " he answered back as if he didn't care and a face of matter-of-factly. But of course if he didn't, he would have left already. Instead he sat nervously next you with a faint blush across his face. You, way too busy looking at the food finally picked up the spoon. You slowly and carefully close it up towards your face. You getting sicker the closer it got. You opened your dry mouth slowly and mentally prepared yourself. Tightly shouting your eyes, you were ready. 
 
The spoon never came as a another mouth licked off the food. You opened your eye in realization that Dipper had the spoon in his mouth while your hand holding the spoon. His gulped it down and both of you just sat there still together. Not even saying a word of such. Then Dipper put off his mouth and sigh." Maybe that wasn't so bad?" He answered awkwardly laughing. You smiled but quickly faded away when you heard a huge growl. Dipper turned wide eyed and jumped out the chair and ran frantically up the stairs and into the bathroom.
 
You laughed as you walked up the stairs and into the same bathroom. Loud sounds of Dipper puking could be heard though the house. His face was mostly into the toilet so you couldn't see his reaction. You walked up behind him and sat down. 

"Thanks" you beamed as your hand patted Dipper back softly. 
Welp, so this happen at five in the morning.
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:iconinsane-drawings:
InSaNe-DrAwInGs Featured By Owner Edited 1 day ago  New member
HAaaaaaa I neeed 2!!!!
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WhiteSprinkle Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol.
One question,how did you feel when you read this?Where you feeling ok Clariette?:))) Just kiddin
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:iconendlessatomic:
Endlessatomic Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
Do you have a quotev account
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Student General Artist
yas
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:iconilovemyself12345:
ilovemyself12345 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Student Artist
hahahahahahahahahaahahaha I'M SO SORRY DIPPER

GREAT STORY
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:iconbrooke-likes-sauce:
Brooke-Likes-Sauce Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wha-What?

No.

plz.
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:iconprettyprettycupcake:
prettyprettycupcake Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Student Writer
o.o great story xD
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:iconfortunesmeller:
FortuneSmeller Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it's short and sweet, aw, great story!
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:iconblossem-13:
Blossem-13 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
Lol
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gravityfallsphsyco Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Dipper:pukes reader:laughs me:why u let him eat the food ( shoves food in readers mouth ) reader runs upstairs and pukes me and dipper laugh then dipper runs upstairs and pukes poor dipper......
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Sofea139 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Alternate ending:
Dipper : *eats food*
Reader : WHY DID YOU EAT MY FOOD!
Dipper : *runs to bathroom to puke*
Reader : THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DISOBEYING THE (insert name) OF POWER!
Me : You so mean reader *runs to Dipper* *sees puke**runs away* On second thought

P.S. I'll never treat Dipper like this. I'll act like this when trolls fly
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DEATHLOVENOTES Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
The summoner. Rufioh.
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ltanner02 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
Omfg was about to say
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Student General Artist
That comment is just pure gold.
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:iconsofea139:
Sofea139 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Seriously. Dipper beat Danny Phantom in the fangirls
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lostsilvergirl456433 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Student Artist
(sqeeees throo hole thing)
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Student General Artist
OMG what hole thing?
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:iconlostsilvergirl456433:
lostsilvergirl456433 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Student Artist
DA STORY
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Student General Artist
DA POKEMON THO
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:iconlostsilvergirl456433:
lostsilvergirl456433 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Student Artist
dey awesome and i wub dem
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student General Artist
Your choice of words is beautiful.
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:iconlostsilvergirl456433:
lostsilvergirl456433 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Student Artist
tank you
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:iconjonnando2000:
jonnando2000 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Student Artist
AW HELL NU DIPPER I WANTED TO EAT IT
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Student General Artist
TOO LATE SUCKER.
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:iconjonnando2000:
jonnando2000 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Student Artist
DAMN IT DIPPER THIS IS OVER IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO HAPPEN IF YOU GONNA EAT MEH FOOD
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Student General Artist
GOTTA PROTECT DAT FOOD GURL.
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:iconjonnando2000:
jonnando2000 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Student Artist
XD
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:iconroseisabadwolf:
Roseisabadwolf Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013
Dipper aw, I'm so sorry.
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Don't be.
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:iconroseisabadwolf:
Roseisabadwolf Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
Why?
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HICCUPFOREVEHOT Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
Aww fluf
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013  Student General Artist
You really think so. I didn't really think this was fluffy.
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:iconauraandaxz:
AuraandAxz Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I just love it when people puke :3 I'm so cruel XD
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student General Artist
I know right, I just love see how it turned out. all the pretty colors. 
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:iconauraandaxz:
AuraandAxz Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ever so pretty, the colors of the rainbow, and so much more.
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Wait what happens if you threw up water?
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:iconauraandaxz:
AuraandAxz Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Then it's the beautiful translucent colour of water, and the colour of whatever is underneath it.
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Damn, that sounded poetic, About puke. But still.
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:iconlawyergirl227:
LawyerGirl227 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awww poor Dipper!
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Student General Artist
In the end, you never tasted it. :P
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:iconlawyergirl227:
LawyerGirl227 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
At least. Darn my guilty concunic i dont know how to spell it
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:iconclarirette:
Clarirette Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Yea I'm not a good speller too don't worry.
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